HAVE YOU ever lowered your standards for a one night stand??

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by Zephyrus
Sexy_Malibu


I'm wondering, were you and I, in a... um, lengthy discussion on the topic of sex of *cough* the anal kind. I have a question or two for ya.....

huh? I don't understand this post. Are you asking me if we've ever discussed anal sex? No. I don't think so. Are you asking me to answer a question about anal sex? Um... that really depends on what the question is.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Yes I have. Many times. And my standards are already low! But honestly I draw the line at HB3´s....sometimes..

In response to the hijacker on this thread, no I do not enjoy anal. Can be pretty messy depending on how the plumbing situation is.

Yup, nothing is more discouraging than finding a piece of crap with corn on your c0ck

I take pink over brown anyday!

 

[Zephyrus]

I was asking if you and I were in a lengthy discussion about anal sex, yes... that was one question.

I'm going to ask you a question about anal sex too, (maybe), the reason i mention this to you is because i thought it might have been you that made the comment about the BF breaking you in... or whomever it may have been.

I'd like to know how he "broke you" what made it easier for ya.... i'm assuming you like it.

If i've got the wrong girl that's cool, and um... sorry.

 

[Zephyrus]

Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
Yes I have. Many times. And my standards are already low! But honestly I draw the line at HB3´s....sometimes..

In response to the hijacker on this thread, no I do not enjoy anal. Can be pretty messy depending on how the plumbing situation is.

Yup, nothing is more discouraging than finding a piece of crap with corn on your c0ck

I take pink over brown anyday!

You almost make anal sex (with women of course) disgusting... which it isn't.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by Zephyrus
I was asking if you and I were in a lengthy discussion about anal sex, yes... that was one question.

I'm going to ask you a question about anal sex too, (maybe), the reason i mention this to you is because i thought it might have been you that made the comment about the BF breaking you in... or whomever it may have been.

I'd like to know how he "broke you" what made it easier for ya.... i'm assuming you like it.

If i've got the wrong girl that's cool, and um... sorry.

Um... okaaaaay... you got the wrong girl...

We never had a lengthy discussion about anal sex. You're thinking of someone else.

I never made a comment about a BF or anyone else for that matter "breaking me in". You're thinking of someone else.

I haven't been "broken in" per se and I don't enjoy anal sex. (It doesn't have to be BAD if the guy knows what he's doing, but it's not something I enjoy either).

I'm the one who likes oral sex, not anal and now let's get back to the ONS/standards topic, ok?

 

[Zephyrus]

Drat! Wrong girl... ok.

Well thanks for sharing...

hehe, you're the one who likes oral... yeah me too. I was just curious... i thought you were the girl from the conversation.

carry on

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown

Where is the difference? How could anyone sleep with a fugly/fatty/generally abhorrent creature?

Ask the last guy who slept with you

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Are you asking me to answer a question about anal sex? Um... that really depends on what the question is.

Oh boy, let the AW'ing begin....

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
Ask the last guy who slept with you

He had a "lights on, mirrors all around" approach, so I don't think he was too turned off. Neither was I.

T-its:Can you compile any type of criticism without being so phucking rude??????

*extinguishes flames from self*

 

[So pimp its scary]

I've never lowered my standards for a ONS... but I do have lower standards for a ONS then I do for an LTR... simple as that...

Although, the beer might have lowered my standards for me once or twice.

I have ****ed an ugly girl, and a fatty... but once, this ugly girl was wanting to give it up, and I just couldn't do it, I would have felt wrong with myself after... and rumors spread around my school.

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown

T-its:Can you compile any type of criticism without being so phucking rude??????

even though im 100% correct?

maybe, il try and tone it down next time, save upsetting you.

 

[ShortyBrown]

You're not 100% correct at all you arrogant s-hit. You're also too overbearing in putting your word of gospel forth.
We're not animals for Christ's sake. Do you even think about what you say??? No.

We've had this out before. I've blown up at numerous members here for it. But since according to some of you, having empathy for other people is considered AFC, I will stop beating my head against the wall.

 

[( . )( . )]

ok idiot, put your money where your mouth is, point out something i just said which isnt true, and il dissect it and try and put it into ********.

if not , shut the phuck up and swallow your pride and realise you were wrong

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown
You're not 100% correct at all you arrogant s-hit. You're also too overbearing in putting your word of gospel forth.
We're not animals for Christ's sake. Do you even think about what you say??? No.

We've had this out before. I've blown up at numerous members here for it. But since according to some of you, having empathy for other people is considered AFC, I will stop beating my head against the wall.

Again, you're an overbearing, arrogant twit. There would be no point in taking this further, since you clearly have no respect for my point of view (the idiot remark) since I am a woman and therefore only of use as a mute, lobotomised phuck rag. No wonder you are still single.

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown
No wonder you are still single.

and thats it? the some worth of your argument of me pointing out you were talking out of your arse????????

oooh ouch arent you a clever girl....pffft.


just next time do us a favour and think twice before speaking sh!t eh?

that a gurl

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
and thats it? the some worth of your argument of me pointing out you were talking out of your arse????????

oooh ouch arent you a clever girl....pffft.


just next time do us a favour and think twice before speaking sh!t eh?

that a gurl

I'm smarter than you'd know.

P.S: You've got my attention. And I'm still not interested. Now Phuck off.

 

[iqqi]

( . )( . ), and shortyb, you two get a room already!!!

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown
P.S: He got my attention. And I'm still not interested. I wish he'd Phuck off.

 

[( . )( . )]

**gasp** and still no argument, surprise surprise

can you be anymore transparent? ive had a harder time reading pornos than your predictable angle.

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by ShortyBrown
P.S: He got my attention. And I'm still not interested. I wish he'd Phuck off.

ugh, and what the phuck is this?

you sad tw@t, listen up, YOU may think that this is a place where men and women can compete for each others attention, and flirt back and forth, THANKFULLY this isnt one of those places, take that sh!t somewhere else.

your lame grasps at attention dont stick here.