englishman
Master Don Juan
Curious if any stories around that one?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Have you ever hit anyone with a beer glass or been hit with one?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Someone who would do something like that is a piece of sh!t, and you can see in in their eyes. That's the person who will never engage someone face to face. I was once fvcking a girl who had a baby daddy looking at me that way when I saw him at a bar, like he was just waiting for me to turn my back, so he could smash a bottle over my head. The two of them met in jail...he was there for smashing a bottle over a guy's head.
englishman
Master Don Juan
I once got glassed in the forehead by a bouncer I was fighting with. Nasty scar and only an inch away from my eye.
logicallefty
Moderator
Only in the video game 'Tapper'.