"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Have you ever done a grab 'n go?

Tom Juan

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Have you ever been in a very crowded place and grabbed/smacked a girls ass? I want to hear some stories.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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spider_007

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ya back in first grade. Back in the old country dooring the breaks in between classes we would run around the class rooms chasing and being chased by girls. we would run up behind them, pinch their ass, and run....and they would come chasing. IT WAS A LOT OF FUN I remember first time I did it (the look of supprise and excitement in her eyes she wasnt expecting me to do it.) I was always a late bloomer...my buddies ware doing it for almost a year (every break) before i ever gut the guts to do it for the first time.....And then the war borke out and i moved to canada where you can't even look at a girl with out being charged for sexual assult.
 

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Yea in like a crowd of a 100 people. Wouldnt really risk it anyplace else.
 

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why bother going? why not just stand there and grin.
 

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Older women (30 yold) are actually worse than guys for this! They think they can get away with it because they are the weaker sex and all that bs.

But yea - first year of university. I remember smacking ALOT of girls asses in this club I went to (student dive). Most of them enjoyed it.

I wouldn't do it now I'm older though - definately something that's only acceptable when your young if your a guy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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