"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you ever bumped into someone after a long time?

Laser

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I mean like after about 10 years, on a regular Sunday walking down the street and thought 'Holy ****, how long i havent seen you for!'.

That happened to me the other day. I was in total shock.

Share your stories.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Create Reality

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Actually could you go into more detail on YOUR story? It sounds like it could be very interesting :)
 

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Have you ever eaten a hotdog and then tasted it hours later when you burped? I can't believe this happened to me! It's so incredible I just have to know if anyone else has experienced this!!!! :woo:
 

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After I had working at my current job for a couple of months, I ran into one of my high school classmates, whom I hadn't seen in 17 years. She worked in the same place. What makes this odd, is that our employer is a university about 1100 miles away from our hometown.
 
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