"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Have you ever been Lennay Kekua'd?

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Has anyone else ever been as dumb (most likely full of sh1t) as Manti Te'o' and been Lennay Kekua'd?

Who the hell "dates" someone they've never met in person? For two years at that?

I don't think there's an AFC in the world who'd be "tricked" for God knows how long with someone they've never met.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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full story is obviously not there....that guy is a celebrity at the most prestigious football program in the country....he could pull 9s and 10s easily around his campus....i think he's a closet gay personally and it was all a smokescreen in the first place that backfired on him...
 

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zinc4 said:
full story is obviously not there....that guy is a celebrity at the most prestigious football program in the country....he could pull 9s and 10s easily around his campus....i think he's a closet gay personally and it was all a smokescreen in the first place that backfired on him...

That's exactly what I thought... Te'o's been getting "Man-Tea-bagged" and someone was going to out his Brokeback linebacking azz.

I mean I could understand some whacko thinking he's "dating" some hot popular chick who doesn't know him from a can of paint but a star college football player thinking he's "dating" some chick he's never met for two years while he's probably getting the pvzzy thrown at him left and right on campus? LMAO GTFO.
 
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