"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you ever been Lennay Kekua'd?

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Has anyone else ever been as dumb (most likely full of sh1t) as Manti Te'o' and been Lennay Kekua'd?

Who the hell "dates" someone they've never met in person? For two years at that?

I don't think there's an AFC in the world who'd be "tricked" for God knows how long with someone they've never met.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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full story is obviously not there....that guy is a celebrity at the most prestigious football program in the country....he could pull 9s and 10s easily around his campus....i think he's a closet gay personally and it was all a smokescreen in the first place that backfired on him...
 
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zinc4 said:
full story is obviously not there....that guy is a celebrity at the most prestigious football program in the country....he could pull 9s and 10s easily around his campus....i think he's a closet gay personally and it was all a smokescreen in the first place that backfired on him...
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That's exactly what I thought... Te'o's been getting "Man-Tea-bagged" and someone was going to out his Brokeback linebacking azz.

I mean I could understand some whacko thinking he's "dating" some hot popular chick who doesn't know him from a can of paint but a star college football player thinking he's "dating" some chick he's never met for two years while he's probably getting the pvzzy thrown at him left and right on campus? LMAO GTFO.
 
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