"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Have you been talked into it?

ChanceBoudreaux

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Has there ever been a case where a girl that you was not sexually attracted to talked you into F*%£ing her
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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catman

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Fat chicks do this alot even turn on the tears for ya!!!! :D
 

horaholic

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Many times. Not with fat chicks though. Of course, they didnt ever have to twist my arm very hard.

They just kept escalating, even though I wasnt really returning anything, until finally I said to myself "Fvck it." then I turned around and attacked them. They basically Gunwitched me.

Let this be a lesson to all men out there: Keep on escalating, and make the ho say no.
 

jophil28

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I insist on some fine dining first and then some guarantee that she will respect me next morning....:)
 

kyokon

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kind of... met a girl from online, I nearly cancelled because I had some kind of super-cold and wasn't feeling too good, it was only a coffee date but we ended up having dinner, she kept ordering "one more wine" for us both late into the night, she talked me into taking her home but I was feeling too crap so ended up just sleeping... :D she left at about 8am and I was so crook I then slept a full 24hrs right through until the next day's 8am! Really annoying actually because I would have hit it any other time and it was served up so easy on a silver platter like.... dammmmit
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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