dyce
Don Juan
i come from melbourne australiaOriginally posted by Centaurion
aah yes, the product of the American education system.
Beautiful.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
i come from melbourne australiaOriginally posted by Centaurion
aah yes, the product of the American education system.
Beautiful.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shhh!Originally posted by dyce
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OKAY VINCENT BUDDY OL PAL, How r u doing there, I was just makin words shorter but wateverOriginally posted by Vincent
Yes, lets all post in a forum where everyone types like they're in goddamn 5th grade. This will become a great place if we let that happen.
Or we could, you know, show we're not complete retards and take the extra minute to make a good post.
Posting is a priveledge, not a right.
sif facts ever get in the way of people saying ignorant garbageOriginally posted by dyce
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No, you sound like an idiot who is too impatient to take the extra 5 seconds between making a good post and a sh*t post.Originally posted by dadmonson
OKAY VINCENT BUDDY OL PAL, How r u doing there, I was just makin words shorter but watever![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Originally posted by dadmonson
Dat da next day ur still thinkin about it?? i mean u at school or work and u jus all out relivin every moment of every time he/she touched u and u jus kinda quiver thinkin bout it . Like u literally can not concentrate for **** at work or school or whereva u are cuz da thoughts keep poppin up in ur head and make u **** up simple tasks (ie pouring coffee... ). Have yall eva got some like dat before? Please share ur experiences