dyce
Don Juan
i come from melbourne australia
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Have U Eva Had Sex Soooooo Good...
- Thread starter dadmonson
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
No, you sound like an idiot who is too impatient to take the extra 5 seconds between making a good post and a sh*t post.Originally posted by dadmonson
OKAY VINCENT BUDDY OL PAL, How r u doing there, I was just makin words shorter but watever
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
its that you sound like a complete idiot. you know, the kind that gets an associates at a community college, and ends up managing a supermarket at 40, living in a duplex with his mom and going out on the weekends to "get crunk" with your fat, equally looser friends. That is, if you don't die in the process.
The intelligent posters here dont like to deal with people like that. so please, even if you will end up like that try not to sound like it
The intelligent posters here dont like to deal with people like that. so please, even if you will end up like that try not to sound like it
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Back to topic...
Uhhh...yeah, it happened to me...after i had sex for the first time in my life. Maybe dadmonson has recently lost his virginity, in which case, congrats, man!
Uhhh...yeah, it happened to me...after i had sex for the first time in my life. Maybe dadmonson has recently lost his virginity, in which case, congrats, man!