"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Have any of you DJ's field tested a Three Wolf Moon Tee-Shirt?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Haha, there is a guy in my city who runs with the artsy/punk crowd that has a wolf t-shirt. This guy isnt necessairly a DJ or a PUA but he is cool as hell because he does have an I don't give a fvck attitude.
 
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LOL. THe wolf shirt meme lives on. WOLF SHIRT OR STFU!

I'm hosting a rave next month, I'm gonna order a wolf shirt and shout WOLF SHIRT! all night. Because I just don't give a **** in my wolf shirt.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I gotta buddy that would pull that off. Hie thing is cats, though. He works at a tattoo shop, skateboards, has full sleeves of ink, and is pretty big. He will roll into the bar with tye-dye shirts with kittens and rainbows on them. Its funny as hell, and he NEVER gets weird looks, either. He pulls hot tail, too.
 
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To be completely honest cool-as-**** people rock the wolf shirts where I'm from, no lie. They are usually 'artsy' kids, but whatever. Cool as hell, I tell you.
 
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I love the photos at Amazon on this shirt, 14 pages worth. The one on page 4 or so, with Tim Tebow (wearing a 3W1M) and his stacked girlfriend is hilarious. I also like the one with Osama wearing one.
 
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