"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Haters and their Jealousy...

YoungJuan

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Hey guys, first off, I want to start out by saying that I am a "perfectionist". Like we preach here, I don't settle for anything less than the best (for me). For instance, whether it has to do with academics, social scene, to fashion... I don't miss out. Thus, I end up usually being very successful; however, I do not flaunt my success nor act like I'm the greatest thing that has ever walked.

So far, things seem great (and usually it is) but there are some people who can't accept me for who I am. For instance, there are some kids I don't hang out with AT ALL, and I am never an ******* to them, BUT for some god damn unknown reason, they instigate EVERYTHING I do and bring it up to others to try and bring me down (i ask for what? why do you do that? I don't even know you...). I feel like i'm being watched by them constantly. Why is that? What is it about those people that they have too much time in their hands to worry about me so much, when I don't even give two ****s about what they do. The only thing I can come up with is jealousy. Idk though, I still don't know what motivates those kids to become "haters" in my eyes. Your insight would be helpful. Thanx- young Juan.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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the pokemaster

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lol.
behind every don juan. there is a group of haters.
F*CK them man, the most you can do is improve yourself so you dont ever mess up. That will only piss them off more.
What i do simply is make all the girls they like, like me instead lol. I really get a kick out of that lol. They really can't do sh*t unless their numbskulls, cause then the girls they like will think they're numbskulls lol
 

WesCottII

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To quote 50 cent :

"If they hate, let 'em hate. I'll watch my money pile up"

Or in this case, replace "money" with "girls".
 

bearfan34201

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My buddy has a gf of like 4 months, there happy according to him.


His girlfriend still flirts with me whenever she sees me, It's pretty ridiculous. He's always stating how he likes her alot and ****. Whatever.


But about the haters, Hes one of them. I brought a new girl I met 2 days ago, Yesterday(yes things are looking good between me and her. We kiss closed yesterday, On the first 'date' or whatever it's called).

What does he tell me? "I dissaprove, Shes fake. I don't like fake girls who try to hard to be abercrombie models. There dumb. Conceded. rah rah rah".

Did he talk to her? Nope. Not at all. We saw them for 45 seconds and he alredy makes a bunch of assumptions on her. He then tells me I know how to choose women, Cause all I do is hang out with attractive girls who are dumb and are'nt good material or whatever.

I'm 18 not 28, I don't want to settle down. Idiot. He told me he's ready to 'settle'. Idiot
 
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