"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm beginning to hate everyone. I don't know why. I'm beginning to hate all these religious freaks. I hate them all. It's so weird. I just feel it is pointless and how they're the most hypocritical little *****es. They're like, "you ****er! stop swearing!!!" Wtf right? And they have like 30 min of all wannabe holiness and sh1t and turn aroudn the next minute to make fun of a kid. ****ers. I hate them all. They believe in God because they don't have the balls to believe in humanity. We must put our spirits into humanity and act on what is right, not because of the fear that God will strike you ass down if you don't. And lead your own ****ing lives and stop saying "oh God will tell me the answer" **** that go find your own answer. god isn't telling you sh1t. Ok I am done now and this will probably be locked but it was just a rant and I had to get it out in public.

I'm so fvcked if there really is a God. But then again, I seriously doubt it. I'm tired of bull**** explanations justifying the holocaust and **** liek that. **** all organized religion. ****!!

EDIT: oh yeah if this get's me banned, oh well. I think I am going crazy. thanks for the DJ schizz people..good luck with your lives.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I seriously doubt you'll be banned for being an atheist.
 

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Its not the beliefs that he hates. It's the actions that result from such beliefs. I have to agree that most of organized religion is a pile of stale horseshìt, but hating God (or god) solves nothing. I will not go into that darwinism vs creationsism bull, because in the end my belief changes nothing. The only thing I believe in is procreation :p.
 

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Dont lock this thread I think it has a good purpose and it can result in self improvement.

I'll leave you with two quotes.

"How is religion any different than a cult?"

"Its possible to be spiritual without being in a religion."
 

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dude, I'm an agnostic....so I can feel 'somewhat' where you're coming from.

First things first, you need to stop being such an ignorant prick. Eveyone has their beliefs and their right to them. Even if you dont agree, doesnt mean you have to hate them.

if you dont like it, dont involve yourself in their fvcking games. if you dont wanna hear it, dont listen. live your life like you want to, and stop concerning yourself with others' beliefs
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I'm beginning to hate everyone. I don't know why. I'm beginning to hate all these religious freaks. I hate them all. It's so weird. I just feel it is pointless and how they're the most hypocritical little *****es. They're like, "you ****er! stop swearing!!!" Wtf right? And they have like 30 min of all wannabe holiness and sh1t and turn aroudn the next minute to make fun of a kid. ****ers. I hate them all. They believe in God because they don't have the balls to believe in humanity. We must put our spirits into humanity and act on what is right, not because of the fear that God will strike you ass down if you don't. And lead your own ****ing lives and stop saying "oh God will tell me the answer" **** that go find your own answer. god isn't telling you sh1t. Ok I am done now and this will probably be locked but it was just a rant and I had to get it out in public.

I'm so fvcked if there really is a God. But then again, I seriously doubt it. I'm tired of bull**** explanations justifying the holocaust and **** liek that. **** all organized religion. ****!!
Aww, aren't you a cute little rebel?
 
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