Has anyone gone to a "cuddle party"?

[MatureDJ]

I have a hunch that it is nothing but fat chicks.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/07/fighting-loneliness-with-cuddle-parties/373335/

 

[Desdinova]

It's probably made up of the most undesirable men and women. The women would be fatties, ugs, and those with extreme personality disorders. The men would likely be huge AFCs, some with severe depression.

There is an upside... Throw someone in a cuddle party who knows game, and he could get some pretty easy lays. After all, it's a kino party

 

[logicallefty]

There are those professional cuddler chicks you can hire too. I wouldn't do none of it. If I'm gonna spend money to touch women I'll just get a hooker.

 

[Longshot]

Cuddle party? Lmfao!

 

[Zarky]

I'm sad to say that, yes, I have, and here's what you'll find:

1) Fat women
2) Old women
3) One semi-cute hippie girl whom all the guys in the room want to cuddle
4) Bisexual guys
5) Guys who think a cuddle party means they'll get laid, and who never go to another cuddle party when they see the previous 4 types of people at the cuddle party.

 

[( . )( . )]

That word connect was a buzzword throughout the evening, as people held each other, gave massages, nuzzled, spooned, puppy piled, and laughed over snacks.

Jesus Christ. I literally can't read anymore. Is there anything more shameful, so disgustingly sickly and anti-life than the white liberal?

Historians may look back and laugh one day when finally these poisonous sterile cretins are wiped from history but I wonder if they will fully appreciate what it was like to live among them.

I think I need a break from red pill, too much real life. I want to go back, this sh!t is going to put me in a grave.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcj1z399hG1qzh5gno1_500.jpg

 

[In2theGame]

A cuddle party? LOL!

 

[logicallefty]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: "You have a b0ner, no go hump the I mean stand in the corner " says the Cuddle Lifeguard!

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

^If I went to one of these things, and I cuddled with a chick even remotely close to being hot, I'd definitely be the guy walking around with a boner.

How the fvck can you cuddle with a chick and not automatically try to get some? I couldn't do it, seriously. We'd be talking, or doing whatever they do at cuddle parties, and my hands would just automatically start to wander. These cuddle guards would have their hands full with me. I'd end up getting put on the "Do Not Allow to Cuddle List". Do not let this man into the cuddle parties....right next to a picture of me with a huge tent in my pajamas. If they had a National banned from cuddle party list, I'd be at the top. Not even going to attempt that $hit.

 

[VladPatton]

Imagine the participants!

I can imagine the roly poly disasters of humans that go to these things. Like those disgusting bastards on HBO's Real Sex back in the day. You'd tune in and think it's gonna be some hot bıtches doin some kinky sexy stuff, and you'd see the most unattractive fücktards doin some weird ass shıt, like bangin a bowl of strawberries on top of a moving train during a hail storm or fückin a Teddy bear doggystyle on an oiled tarp.

That's what I imagine those parties to be. Swingers as well. Holy hell those are some busted fücks! No thanks, buddy, you can keep your wife, i wouldn't fück her with a rented rubber cὀck! lol

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I can imagine the roly poly disasters of humans that go to these things. Like those disgusting bastards on HBO's Real Sex back in the day. You'd tune in and think it's gonna be some hot bıtches doin some kinky sexy stuff, and you'd see the most unattractive fücktards doin some weird ass shıt, like bangin a bowl of strawberries on top of a moving train during a hail storm or fückin a Teddy bear doggystyle on an oiled tarp.

That's what I imagine those parties to be. Swingers as well. Holy hell those are some busted fücks! No thanks, buddy, you can keep your wife, i wouldn't fück her with a rented rubber cὀck! lol

That's exactly it too. How can you cuddle with a wilder beast? How can you cuddle with someone you're not attracted to?

You're either attracted to them (or at least "would") and therefore would have to do everything in your power to keep 'ol anaconda from coming to life, and putting the moves on. Or you'd be disgusted by them, therefore doing everything in your power not to throw up everywhere including on her and/or yourself.

Total nightmare, both situations.


Just trying to analyze this $hit. Can't do it.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear MDJ,
If you are into that sort of thing,why not try a Swinging Party,they can be fun just to watch!

 

[nismo-4]

Cuddle Party? I laughed me ass off!

I do thank Zarky for his insight, no wonder why they aren't in Georgia or Louisiana.

I don't know what this trend of "men cuddling but not banging" is, but if I'm cuddling, I'm gonna bang, then go back to cuddling.

 

[dasein]

This is one of those things that would have been an incredible technique in junior high instead of staring in windows of slumber parties waiting for them to pee or pillow fight.

For adults, not so much.

 

[Desdinova]

As a side note, this isn't the first time I've heard of cuddle parties. These happen quite a bit in STD support groups. Hey, people with herpes get depressed and need some cuddles, ya know?

I'd rather put myself on the suppressants, tell the girl I've got it on the 4th date, and not let it get either of us down.