"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Has anyone ever been "busted" on here by a S/O?

ThunderMaverick

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DavenJuan said:
"Daven runs into his secret SSlair to destroy all his property that will undisclose his true identity..

only to find his arch enemies Iq and TM ravishing through the dungeon cave and find his oversized clown mask, cross colors tshirt, tightly fit jordache jeans, and special made Pumas that as been hiding his identity since '03 when patrolling the streets of SS.

Iq whose identity was revealed as "Six" from Blossom runs quiickly to the SSlair entrance with the costume props of Davenjuan to expose the truth to the world, when TM, whose secret identity also was revealed previously as "Chunk" from Goonies turns on his former partner and punches her in her oversized nose, then politely returns the fashionably challenged costume back to Davenjuan to keep is identity sacred allowing him to still protect the city of SS"




permanently high!? i do look a bit "chinked" when i drink. :moon:


TM all the females are in to the "brothas" :D

i hope since we took the time to check out the profile we "befriended" me ??

by the way.. the only sister i have on my profile is my twin bros wife.
I could totally see Icky as six!! That made me spit out the cake I was eating. I was laughing so hard.

I was going to give you some rep points for that. ...Then you described me as chunk.

:down:

Well, I added you dude. Don't expect Icky to do the same. XD

Edit: I repped you. That line was too good not to get repped.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would not let a SO know I was on this site.. I purposely flush my web cache whenever chicks are going to be at my house, and make sure they never see it. It's none of her business..

This site is a man's tool for better success with women.. As soon as the day comes when this site is complete untruthful BS, I will speak freely about it to women. Yeah, exactly, that's never gonna happen. This site will always be useful no matter if your a 15 year old dude trying to get laid or a 75 year old man trying to keep spark in a 50 year marriage. I think there is and will always be something for every man here, and women don't need to know we have this as a tool.
 

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Very True Logicallefty, your cop instincts have served you well.
 

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ElChoclo said:
Very True Logicallefty, your cop instincts have served you well.
Thanks :up:
 

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When my wife sees me on here, I tell her I'm helping others with their relationship problems on a "relationship" forum, and she leaves it at that.

Of course I'd never say I'm also here to receive help. Would James Bond or Gene Simmons say they need help with women? Does a magician tell others how he does his tricks or, heck, admit they're even tricks at all??? If no, then neither would I. ;)

Perception is at least half of reality.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If anyone gets caught here, then that person either wanted to get caught or is a moron. Don't save your username on the log-in field. Don't type it directly in the address bar... do CTRL + O

Obviously, don't use any nickname related to your name. My real name is not even close to mikeraw... it's more like Dmitrius Androucopolous, except that it's not.

Chicks, at least the more mature ones, hardly get on the internet for more than a few minutes at a time. And when they do, they mostly stick to myspace, facebook, or whatever site du jour you kids are into these days.

Besides, if they ever looked up a forum for dating and stuff, they would run into loveshack before running into this one.

Don't give this site away to chicks! Man, I even hate it that all these dating gurus are becoming mainstream... Mystery on VH1? Biggest sellout IMO, even though he's probably my favorite PUA.
 

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mikeraw said:
Don't give this site away to chicks! Man, I even hate it that all these dating gurus are becoming mainstream... Mystery on VH1? Biggest sellout IMO, even though he's probably my favorite PUA.
They have to make a living and this is the way they are making a living. Do you think everything is about "picking women"?
 
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