diplomatic_lie
Master Don Juan
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Just saw this today, it was frigging hilarous! I especially loved the part where Kumar shaves his pubes with Harold's scissors, and "battlesh!ts".
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Strange, those were my favorite parts...Originally posted by Walken
They road a cheeta and triped balls with doogie howser md. Poorly writen and badly acted.
Er...right. You do realise these DJ Forums are probably run by Allen's corporation right? If Allen (the guy who owns the SoSuave site) was smart, he probably incorporated his SoSuave business. So by that logic you shouldn't visit this siteI've really come to hate corperations and that movie was writen by a bunch of cheap hollywood writers locked in a room with a dozen holly wood executives. It eats at me, I can't even go to Walmart anymore.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
You had a half zip on fire in the theater??? Riiight......you don gotta lie to kick it.Originally posted by Walken
How am I not going to be ripped when I watch a stoner movie? I had a half zip of fire in my lap when I watched it and I was still bored.
But did you notice how it portrayed white guys? All the white guys in the movie are either mean, crass or EXTREME.That's one of the few films where asians aren't portrayed as the geeky/studious stereotype
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.