Hardee's Stops Being Sexy

[Bible_Belt]

But I needed to see some boobs to distract me from the burgers being pre-cooked and arriving at the store frozen.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money...irls-no-longer-carls-jr-and-hardees/99595086/
Sexy Burger Girls? No longer at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's
MARINA DEL REY, Calif. -- For years, Carl's Jr. and Hardee's featured sexy TV ads with Paris Hilton and Kate Upton lustily devouring drippy hamburgers. Now the fast-food chain says it wants to grow up.

With its customers demanding higher quality, the restaurant is making changes, starting with a TV ad campaign that openly mocks the sex-fueled formula that led to higher sales for years. It's also revamping its yellow star logo and bringing in a CEO to replace Andy Puzder, who is leaving after failing in his bid to become President Trump's Labor Secretary. The changes are geared toward broadening the chain's customer base.

 

[logicallefty]

I organized and ran a charity event in 2007 which was a giant drinking fest party with a live band and about 300 guests. My second-in-command helping me with the event suggested hiring the Hardee's Hotties. I said that's a great idea! When his fiancé got wind of it she talked him out of wanting to do it. Then he tried to talk me out of it but I said nope I'm hiring them, and I did. Everyone at the party loved them, well, other than all the fat women. They were upset and thought the Hardees Hotties were offensive. Maybe enough of them complained to make Hardee's take action. That would be typical.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Did they give you a hearty hardee?

 

[logicallefty]

No, but they gave me a wood woody.