"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Happy New Year Sosuave, Godspeed!!!

The Mad Ghost

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I'm going to a huge 'family' event. Lots of drunks, lots of girls, lots of old timers, good food, beer, loud music systems, champagne, tequila, hundreds of people, laughter (hopefully) and some good old time war stories and it'll probably end up in a brawl, if not a few people brawling LOL.

I'd like to wish the board a HAPPY NEW YEAR and hope you have a prosperous year. I'm not just saying that to say it, I really do mean it, you guys helped me out a ton here, even if I was a pain-in-the-butt and came off as a douche to some of you.

Lettuce be reality from here on out. Let's go hard for 2011 guys. More Lay Reports and more success stories. A special thanks and one-gun-salute to:

Jophil, Atom Smasher, Julius Seizher and Warrior74, for any 2011 newbies. These guys have it down amongst others not mentioned.

See you guys on the otherside. :rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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