PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Don't forget to give props to the most important woman in your life...well I'm assuming it's that way for the majority of you anyway. Great moms make for great men so showing some appreciation once a year isn't to much to ask.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Happy Mothers Day
- Thread starter PRMoon
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I always thought Mother's Day was a day to honor your mother.
Isn't it funny how it has become a day to spend money on every single-mom girlfriend you're doing? Like you made them pregnant or something.
Isn't it funny how it has become a day to spend money on every single-mom girlfriend you're doing? Like you made them pregnant or something.
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I approve this provocation and I'll add one as well.Down Low said:
Isnt it nice how the mainstream culture suggest girls to postpone becoming family women till the last possible moment possible and only after having fun around while at the same time expect everybody to celebrate mothers.
Its like "you dont need a family to be realized" to women and then "be grateful to mothers which are true heroes" to us all.
I mean, whatever they do,they do fine wheter is being a single b1tch in career or a mother of family.
Anyway wishes of a great satisfying life to all the good mothers in this world, and the most of suffering to those bossy ones who ruined their sons life by growing them afc and making their husbands poor and sad.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.