"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Happy B-day Capi Crimini ! ! !

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It is time to show all of our love for our favorite old school troll that was banned on numerous occassions.

I don't know where he is. He was probably killed or something like that. I don't know but Happy B-day you dumbfvck.

Show the love for Capi ;)

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Happy late birthday to the rat bastard. I wonder if he IS still lurking on these forums. damn that was 6-7 years ago? can't believe I've been on here that long.

i remember when I first lurked around here there were what, 20-25,000 users back in the summer of 2003. Now theres 90,000? f*ck me!
 

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Capt.Jack Sparrow said:
Happy late birthday to the rat bastard. I wonder if he IS still lurking on these forums. damn that was 6-7 years ago? can't believe I've been on here that long.

i remember when I first lurked around here there were what, 20-25,000 users back in the summer of 2003. Now theres 90,000? f*ck me!
Yep, you never know who is still around. ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Eternal said:
Yep, you never know who is still around. ;)
Well I see you're still around CRAZY KID. Finally someone else I recognize. I rarely come on now a days bro.. how have you been? I see you're not a mod no more. :up:
 
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