“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Happy 21st Birthday Comic_Relief

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Happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday dear comic
happy birthday to me

Happy 21st birthday comic_relief

Look mom I managed to make it!

alright back to your regularly scheduled program

comic_relief
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mad props, just say no to alcohol poisoning.
 

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Happy Birthday, Comic
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If you remember you're birthday, you didn't have enough fun.
 

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TheVirtualMind said:
If you remember you're birthday, you didn't have enough fun.
lol. i got thrown out of my own 21st.

but happy bday!
 

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Lol happy birthday man .

Tonight's wild night right ?
haha, I celebrated a week early with my army/navy/air force buddies instead.

I don't remember an entire 12 hour period other than getting sprayed by my best friends mom, getting driven to wilkes-barre, getting forced to take a shower, and waking up in someone elses clothes.

So, I don't really remember much at all.

The birthday party that I just had was very tame by comparison. Also we haven't even gotten to college buddies that want to take me out :cheer: :cheer:

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sprayed by your best friends mom eh..? ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I actually blacked out on my 17th birthday. This year is the big 1-8, I can finally sign legal documents!
 
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