"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Happy 2006!

Reiki

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Happy new year! I hope that you had a good year and that your 2006 goals will come true!

*goes off to party*
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ_in_making

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Happy 2006!!

Anything bad that happened last year we can just let go. And have a fresh new start, be a new man get some new chicks.
 

NHY

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Happy New Year to all here! 2005 was a great year for me ( Even at the end, it still sprung up surprises at me. :D ) and 2006 will be even better! I know it.

As my sig says, our joureny continues.....
 

Mr. Unique

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Happy New Year! to everyone in the Sosuave community, Hope this upcoming year will be 100 times better than the last for you guys. Go fukk 20 times more the amount of girls you did in 2005. :)
 

Brian20o2

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Go fukk 20 times more the amount of girls you did in 2005. :)
20 * 0 = 0 :( Oh well. Hahaha! Happy new years everyone! Go forth and rejoyce for today is the first day of the rest of your life!

Cheers!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
20 * 0 = 0 :( Oh well. Hahaha! Happy new years everyone! Go forth and rejoyce for today is the first day of the rest of your life!

Cheers!
guess he should have said (n+1)*20
 
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