"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Happiest Ive ever been in years.

SpazzAttackk

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Thank you. This is a follow up to my last topic a couple weeks ago. I never realized my potential until I came here. I just confirmed last night and Im in my first LTR in years, since highschool. I went through some serious depression the first couple years after I dropped out of highschool, I was in a massive rut. Read the DJ bible if youre new please. A year ago or so I started taking these boards seriously (Well.. somewhat seriously). Spinning plates have never been easier, ONS have been a-plenty and now Im happy to say Ive finally nailed a legit LTR (Got bored of ONS, wanted companionship). Even if it doesnt last, which I know it probably wont Im still happy.

Not only has my intimate-life evolved but so has my life in general. Im finally going back to school, probably going to be a cop in a few years which is something I never planned on being.

Im gonna start making field reports.

So, once again thank you SS. Dont make fun of me on IRC for this post mother****ers :cheer:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Slickster

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Great work!

We need more of these posts.

You mention not realizing your potential.

Whatever you think your potential is now, great ready to smash it!
 

zekko

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SpazzAttackk said:
Im happy to say Ive finally nailed a legit LTR (Got bored of ONS, wanted companionship). Even if it doesnt last, which I know it probably wont Im still happy.
Congratulations on your success. And don't listen to the posters here who will call you a beta faggot for being in a LTR or wanting some companionship. You have the right attitude. If your relationship doesn't last (which you're right, it probably won't), you just get another girl (or girls).
 

DragonBlood

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Congrats Spazz, Im glad you have new found confidence from SS and using it to improve yourself!
 
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