"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow.
I have improved socially so much.
I don't even worry about not having a girlfriend anymore.
I couldn't care less.

I used to be that guy that hung out with only 4-5 people in the whole school and went to a friends house to play video games once every couple of MONTHS!

Oh man, I was such a looser back then, but I still have much to improve on, and i'm sure i'll be looking back on this day and laughing at how pathetic I am right now.

Anyway... now people are on my ass about hanging out with me. It's Monday, and there's 3 people (2 male 1 female) that are already e-mailing me and asking me to hang out, and asking "what u wanna do this weekend?" and these are people I've never hung out with before.

So my question is: what do u guys do to hang out?
I usually do poker, movie, and video games. But what are some UNIQUE things that u guys do (that both guys and girls would enjoy)?

no mall- i fvcking hate the mall
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sports are usually good for both guys and girls.

Oh yeah, if you're ever gonna do video games with a girl, try and make sure it's something that'll keep you active and not sitting on the couch for an hour.
Guitar hero is a good one...if she doesn't know how to play it you can always show her first hand and apply some kino while you're at it.
DDR is awesome too.(In fact, this week I'm going over to a girls house to play DDR with her and give her a few pointers cause she just got it a couple weeks ago)
 
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bob88 said:
Sports are usually good for both guys and girls.

Oh yeah, if you're ever gonna do video games with a girl, try and make sure it's something that'll keep you active and not sitting on the couch for an hour.
Guitar hero is a good one...if she doesn't know how to play it you can always show her first hand and apply some kino while you're at it.
DDR is awesome too.(In fact, this week I'm going over to a girls house to play DDR with her and give her a few pointers cause she just got it a couple weeks ago)
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oh i only do video games with my old guy buddies.

and sports like football?

i was thinking something like bowling or lazer tag.
 
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oh i only do video games with my old guy buddies.

and sports like football?

i was thinking something like bowling or lazer tag.
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Whatever floats your boat dude.

Bowling I personally suck BAD at, so I wouldn't do that unless it was for lulz with a group of friends.

Laser tag is awesome BTW.
 
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