"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Handled Correctly ?

countwoofoolah

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Been yapping to this girl ive known for a while

Kinda had a thing for her then got over it , but still talk to her when im bored

Started noticing that she might be bat crazy

1. Talks about guys on POF like choosing a sandwhich at a bar - but then complains noone loves her and she is alove
2. complains constantly about men , then states that she wants a guy for sex on tap and just because she wants kids (she is 27)
3. get a general feeling of get the hell away from this girl asap

she is kinda sweet

however she moans and does alot of dumb things the runs to me

Today She got a puppy (she is flat broke , im not exaggerating)

now she keeps sending me pictures and stuff and im kinda starting to ignore her, so she sends me this

her : Oi
me : what ?
her : you arent talking to me
me: well I do have other things to do than talk to you al day
her: well f%^k you then


did I handle this correctly or would you gents have done differently ?:rockon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Between_The_Lines

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From everything you've written, I think this is a girl not worth writing about anymore and not worth a second of your time, not even if she offers herself on a platter with zero resistance (see the part about her wanting kids)
 

Big Nuts

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Low value woman....pump and dump, face goo polish, disappear.
 

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face goo polish. Lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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No.Danny

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Big Nuts said:
Low value woman....pump and dump, face goo polish, disappear.
You live up to your name. No doubt...
 

El Payaso

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Big Nuts said:
Low value woman....pump and dump, face goo polish, disappear.
"Face polish". LMFAO!!!!! Hands down the funniest thing I have EVER read. I'm dying.
 

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countwoofoolah said:
Been yapping to this girl ive known for a while

Kinda had a thing for her then got over it , but still talk to her when im bored

Started noticing that she might be bat crazy

1. Talks about guys on POF like choosing a sandwhich at a bar - but then complains noone loves her and she is alove
2. complains constantly about men , then states that she wants a guy for sex on tap and just because she wants kids (she is 27)
3. get a general feeling of get the hell away from this girl asap

she is kinda sweet

however she moans and does alot of dumb things the runs to me

Today She got a puppy (she is flat broke , im not exaggerating)

now she keeps sending me pictures and stuff and im kinda starting to ignore her, so she sends me this

her : Oi
me : what ?
her : you arent talking to me
me: well I do have other things to do than talk to you al day
her: well f%^k you then


did I handle this correctly or would you gents have done differently ?:rockon:
Hrmm let's see

1) complains no one loves here = AW
2) complains about men but wants men for sex = entitlement issues, spoiled brat syndrome
3) Buys a dog but she's broke = Impulsivity issues

Yeah I'd say she's not right in the head and isn't worth anything beyond In-N-Out
 
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