"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Han Solo- Great DJ

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Watching Star Wars recently for the first time since my childhood, I gained a new favorite character.

Han Solo.

The man is the perfect example of a Don Juan! He's got his own code and sticks to it. He dishes out C+F like it's nobodies business. When Leia tries to make him jealous by kissing Luke, he doesn't get all pissed off, he just walks away.

In short, he's the man.

Some Quotes


Han:You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han: I'm a nice man.

And then, he kiss closes.

Han (to Leia): That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

Han:“You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.”

And perhaps my favorite:

Leia : I love you.
Han: I know. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Poonani Maker

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thesicilianprince said:
Some Quotes


Han:You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han: I'm a nice man.

And then, he kiss closes.
I said that recently to one (not the scoundrel part, but the insincere "I'm a nice guy"). It is a mindset, and while it may all be bullsh!t, they fall for it, IF you really are the bad guy, livin on the edge and sh!t (I live on the edge, but I pick my spots and try not to go full retard). Women kill for that guy who crashes into walls and fvcks stuff up (figuratively and literally). If you play it safe, you lose with women (who are themselves risky and like to fvck and fast).
 
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