"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Halloween

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So since its halloween tomorrow what are some good negs we could use for tomorrow and are there any unique ways of approaching that we could only use on halloween like on the streets just walking around or at a halloween party i would really like to know?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"boo! ever had sex with a ghost before?"
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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^just making it clear that I was joking

have fun for haloween lol, don't make the purpose of your night to get laid by some kinky-costumed chick.

"ok. I'll give you 3 pieces of candy to take your robe off and 1.5 for the skirt. the extra 0.5 is because im nice :D"
 

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ok so i just saw some pics on myspace of this girl from school in a maid costume looking really good and i have a class wit her tomorrow but i never get the chance to really talk to her we've only said hi and plus she walks really fast and then i lose her in the crowd of people and she sits on the oppisite side of the room what's a good way to start convo with her to let her know im someone she could get with later on cause right now she has a boyfriend any ideas?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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mhs09 said:
ok so i just saw some pics on myspace of this girl from school in a maid costume looking really good and i have a class wit her tomorrow but i never get the chance to really talk to her we've only said hi and plus she walks really fast and then i lose her in the crowd of people and she sits on the oppisite side of the room what's a good way to start convo with her to let her know im someone she could get with later on cause right now she has a boyfriend any ideas?
slow down there lol
don't waste your haloween going after this girl. haloween only comes once a year. she comes... whenever you see her.
 

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im not wasting my time on just her i got a couple others im working on i just wanna start convo with her and start to create some attraction and see if she hints at any IoI's but i just cant find what to do or say.
 

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Her: So what are you for halloween?
Me: I decided to dress like a player, so I wore my every day clothes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I LOVED halloween as an undergrad. I got this "mermaid" once. Was SO hot --- young, spicy, enthusiastic, HOT.

I'll never forget her. This doesn't help the OP. but I just thought of it, and it was nice to remember.

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