"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Halloween weekend - best time of the year to get laid

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I f****d Cinderella last night at a party. I made a dumb drunk joke about a glass slipper and I got her attention which I kept when I was around her until I was getting ready to leave. We exchanged numbers and about 5 minutes after I left she texted me about an after party that I went to and got laid.

Great night.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I made love to some chick dressed up in a bumble bee outfit a couple years ago. Danced with for about 1hr... took a cab home together... ripped her wings off... case closed.


Sadly my 1 night stand days are over.... or maybe i'm just not looking for them anymore?? i gotta get back on that bandwagon.
 

PapiChulo

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Vice said:
I hate it when that happens :(
The worst part is that I was very much tempted because of the attractiveness of the tranny and the only thing that stopped me was the plumbing issue....because I would wimp out at the sight of 'extra parts'. I am a horny bastard.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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