"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Halloween costumes that get girls

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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A Bird of War from Always Sunny, the costume they dress up in for the wrestling match in The Gang Wrestles for the Troops, would be good if you're in shape...a funny tv show reference that some people (but not everyone) will get that allows you to run around shirtless.

I'm considering wearing scrubs and maybe a pot leaf hat and going out as a medical marijuana doctor. Or something like that. I'll draw a pot leaf on a circle cut from paper and tape it to the front or something. I'm not sure what props I'll have.

I love the douche bag idea, but I've seen that so many times before, plus I'm not enough of a tool to effectively pull it off.
 

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thefonz said:
If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.

HA!!!! I wish I could post the pictures from a party we had years ago w/ one of my buddies as a kissing booth.

This year I managed to snag some flight uniforms and am pulling off the top gun. Aviators included! Women love tom cruise, and I am taller than he is so let the good times roll!!
 

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Predator! Girls just dig those dreadlocks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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