"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Halloween Costume Ideas

Serg897

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What are you going to be? I tend to be lazy and I never want to put too much effort into a costume - perhaps this year that will change. Post some ideas!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Julius_Seizeher

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The Man With No Name
 

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Gonna be the sexiest man alive. So I'm not going to dress up at all.
 

romangod

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I usually go out as Johnny "the wad" Holmes. No costume required. :rockon:


Cheers!
 

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my co-workers are i are tihnking about doin mortal kombat. Sub-zero and scorpion will have costumes but they wanted me to be reptile and dress up in a dinosaur outfit. They also wanted my one friend to be johnny cage and go shirtless and where a box around his waist. then we bring a boombox and bring the mortal kombat them song and dance to it.


other corny ones: put a whole bunch of numbers on your clothes.....you'll be "someone you can count on" dependable.

put a picture of a baby on ur ass=babysitter.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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PRMoon

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I'm gonna be Dudley from Street Fighter. When else can I wear a tux with boxing gloves? As a side note, I have some pretty sick Halloween parties lined up for the entire week. If I wk away with less than 10 numbers from quality girls, I'm gonna be pissed.
 
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