"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"half the population has one of those things"

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and don't you forget it, either! :)

If you've got 5-10k that you're ready to blow to show her a really good time, and similar money to learn and progress in this field, take her to knob creek or big sandy machingun shoot and let her try a silenced and loud verison of every full auto piece present. Bring at least-5000 rds of-ammo and great electronic ear protection! you'll be rubbing elbows with miliionaires.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she may not "dig" all the noise and potential death, but she'll dig being around that sort of money!
 

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you know I don't really care enough to impress girls with money I have so, why I would waste my time on it?
 
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it's not really about impressing her, dude. You're lost. it's about her having a really good time. you COULD just hand her the $, ya know. it's not the same thing at all. it's providing interesting experiences, KNOWING about them in the first place, etc.
 
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