Hairy situation

[MrRhythmic]

This could be a very long post, but I'm not fond of them, so here it is:

1. I lost a bet, and consequently had my head shaved.
2. Am currently long-gaming a chick who WILL NOT find this attractive.
3. We're used to seeing each other once a week.

In short, I'm looking for suggestions as to how I can avoid seeing her. We both have fairly busy schedules anyway, so I'm thinking of just hamming up the work angle. I don't want to seem too uninterested, she seems fairly switched on to that sort of thing and will just bail if I NC her.

My plan is to work out like crazy in the time it takes my hair to grow back to an acceptable level, then she'll be like ooh hello... But meantime... Suggestions please on how I can politely fob her off.

:rockon:

 

[Tyson420]

This could be a very long post, but I'm not fond of them, so here it is:

1. I lost a bet, and consequently had my head shaved.
2. Am currently long-gaming a chick who WILL NOT find this attractive.
3. We're used to seeing each other once a week.

In short, I'm looking for suggestions as to how I can avoid seeing her. We both have fairly busy schedules anyway, so I'm thinking of just hamming up the work angle. I don't want to seem too uninterested, she seems fairly switched on to that sort of thing and will just bail if I NC her.

My plan is to work out like crazy in the time it takes my hair to grow back to an acceptable level, then she'll be like ooh hello... But meantime... Suggestions please on how I can politely fob her off.

:rockon:

Tell her you got mugged by black people.

 

[Tiguere]

Tell her you got mugged by black people.

Lol

 

[TheJazz]

She'll think it's cute and respectfully joke about it. Expect nothing less. If you get something less, backhand the ***** and walk away.

 

[jammy1257]

She'll think it's cute and respectfully joke about it. Expect nothing less. If you get something less, backhand the ***** and walk away.

Exactly this, I see no reason why that should change anything because if it does then it means she only liked you for your looks and that's bull****.

 

[CantTouchMyStyle]

To avoid looking like a degenerate/idiot;

tell her you shaved it along with some other friends to support a friend/relative who is going through chemo.