Alright, so it's almost the warm seasons and most likely you are going to show some more skin. And in some circumstances may show everything. I was wondering if, hypotheticaly, of course if I had a hairy ass and am embarrased about this and don't want anyone to see it what should I do. I know for a fact that I will be naked at sometime in this Summer that's just how my group of friends works. Should I shave my ass and if I do what should I do to prevent itching. Also I dont want stubble on my ass so it looks like I shave it. Of course this is all hypothetical. haha. But how would I go about dealing with this problem.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
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goldbond powder, the rub on stuff is nasty
goldbond powder, the rub on stuff is nasty
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Well when I said friends that did include girls also not just guys. And taking the metrosexual attitude is only bad when you start doing stuff that's just dumb and not really worth it. My sister always makes fun of this guy she is friends with because he has a hairy ass. Now that's proof that girls think a hairy ass is unattractive. So anyone got some ideas on what to do.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
im a half jew, hairy ass here.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
shydude
Master Don Juan
I think leave it be unless u r gonna shave ur front too..
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
well shave is a bad word for it...'clip' is better
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Hey what can I say I guess we are just a bunch of hippies so we are comfortable with that stuff. haha. But if the girls see a hairy ass I don't wanna be known as the guy with a hairy ass. haha. So by clip to you mean just cut the hair shorter?applaya said:hahahaha. with your group of friends? lol that's too funny.
hardrockfan
Don Juan
Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
yeah tellin a guy to shave his ass is constructive.hardrockfan said:Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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I have a hairy ass and am very proud of it. It looks like animal fir. Just joking.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Oh but of course...:moon:danro said:hypotheticaly, of course