Alright, so it's almost the warm seasons and most likely you are going to show some more skin. And in some circumstances may show everything. I was wondering if, hypotheticaly, of course if I had a hairy ass and am embarrased about this and don't want anyone to see it what should I do. I know for a fact that I will be naked at sometime in this Summer that's just how my group of friends works. Should I shave my ass and if I do what should I do to prevent itching. Also I dont want stubble on my ass so it looks like I shave it. Of course this is all hypothetical. haha. But how would I go about dealing with this problem.
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Well when I said friends that did include girls also not just guys. And taking the metrosexual attitude is only bad when you start doing stuff that's just dumb and not really worth it. My sister always makes fun of this guy she is friends with because he has a hairy ass. Now that's proof that girls think a hairy ass is unattractive. So anyone got some ideas on what to do.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
im a half jew, hairy ass here.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
i used to have a buzz cut thing i would set it lowest and do it with, but i lost that so now i use my dads trimmer (shhh dont tell him hahaha) its just like one of those things they use to do the side burns and neck at the place you get your haircut but a lil smaller...i do it down to the end of the cheeks where my legs start more or less and make it look naturalish. also get into the crack some but thats only if youre really adventurous.
shydude
Master Don Juan
I think leave it be unless u r gonna shave ur front too..
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
well shave is a bad word for it...'clip' is better
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
and with shaving the front you dont ahve to but definetly good idea to get those defiant pubes in order. clip it into a good triangle and if youre even more ballsy, give your balls a once over too.
but this is getting too graphic.
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Hey what can I say I guess we are just a bunch of hippies so we are comfortable with that stuff. haha. But if the girls see a hairy ass I don't wanna be known as the guy with a hairy ass. haha. So by clip to you mean just cut the hair shorter?applaya said:hahahaha. with your group of friends? lol that's too funny.
hardrockfan
Don Juan
Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
yeah tellin a guy to shave his ass is constructive.hardrockfan said:Wow. Just wow.
Now for some constructive advice -
If you're ass is hairy then shave it and don't look back. Women can't stand the hairy look - at least not like back in the day. That goes for everything. And for the front, you're on your own.
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You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
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Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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I have a hairy ass and am very proud of it. It looks like animal fir. Just joking.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
I do not think the girls really care that much.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Oh but of course...:moon:danro said:hypotheticaly, of course