"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hairstyles

onemorerobot

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Does anyone know of any good sites that have pictures of men's hairstyles? I generally keep my hair very short, but it's getting boring.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Skilla_Staz

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get a buzz mohawk. i've got one. it's gotten mixed responses...at first some don't like it..but it's so..different. they can't help but play with it


then..this sexy lil girl from school saw it last night and was like "ooh god evan, you're so f*cking crazy. gah its sooo hotttt" and proceeded to rub it
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
get a buzz mohawk. i've got one. it's gotten mixed responses...at first some don't like it..but it's so..different. they can't help but play with it


then..this sexy lil girl from school saw it last night and was like "ooh god evan, you're so f*cking crazy. gah its sooo hotttt" and proceeded to rub it
It's funny because that's kinda what I had in mind.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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