"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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haircuts are $$ some guys get it cut often

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joe45

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how do some guys at my school-college be able to get hair cuts like every month-or how do some ppl get haircuts like every month-like once a month and its not even that long-they still get it cut-i mean aren;t haircuts $$$$.
why do they get haircuts so often, how often do u guys get ur haircut, haircuts are $$ they add up-some ppl have money. what is wiht em. i think haircuts are so $$ i cut it myself
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cactus3178

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Dude, it's $20.

Well, when I actually had hair, that is.


I just shave mine off with clippers every couple weeks. It's the no-maintenance haircut :)
 

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Date a hairdresser...

I agree. Getting a haircut is expensive. I get one every 2 months or so. I like it better after a while. I have never been happy with a haircut right after i had it cut ever! Get a female friend to cut it if you dare..Or as i wrote initially, befriend or date a hairdresser. They are often very hot and take good care of themselves..
 

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Ow. My head.

And you're in college? Have fun failing out.
 
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