"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hair removal in "intimate areas"

Andromax

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dunno if this is the right forum for this but are there any "Nair-like" products that you can use on your sack? I hate shaving. I've used the sensitive skin nair on my scrot' before and that got a little uncomfortable. Like painfully so.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok for clarification, I only intend bald on the sack not the rest lol.. trimmed up elsewhere. I hate sack stuble.
 

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I just rip em out. Five mins of your life tops. Straight out. Slight sting, but you've just gotta be hard, isn't that bad really, sack isn't as sensitive as you'd imagine...
 

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cuzza said:
I just rip em out. Five mins of your life tops. Straight out. Slight sting, but you've just gotta be hard, isn't that bad really, sack isn't as sensitive as you'd imagine...
Ouch.. maybe if one had like 2 hairs down there but yeah I got like hundreds so seeing as I don't like pain, your S&M advice isn't my style.

Personally I use my cordless clippers. I get close but yeah there will be a little minor stubble.. but there will be no itching/ingrown hairs and more importantly there is little to no risk of cutting/injuring the wonder twins.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A guy at work once revealed he used immac/veet (womens leg hair removal) on his pubes after trimming them. So I tried it, worked like a charm. No pain.

You rub some cream on, leave it for about five mins, then take it off with basically, a plastic spoon. Then shower, and you'll be as bald as stone cold. Honest to god, no pain, no fuss, 100% effective.
 

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clippers.. no matter what I get little nicks on my skin. only on scrot though.

immac veet... ill give it a try. thanks
 

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I'm serious, it doesn't hurt. The very lower part and the sides where it goes from sack to skin, that bit IS sensitive though and I wouldn't advise ripping... for the rest, it's fine.
 

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Look its not that hard nor is it that big of an enigma to figure out mate.

Balls = shave with a razor in the shower. No you cant cut or do anything wrong unless your a retard or suffer from parkinsons, stretch out sack as needed, the water and the razor will do the rest,its that simple and I been doin it for years and not 1 accident.

The rest = clippers # 1. Then just tidy the top of your c@ck with the razor in shower for the added handsome effect.

You can go the nair route for the taint sure, but theres not much point really, just lift your balls and bend your bloody arm. Further more you get even a drop of that stuff in your dot and your fvcked.
 
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