"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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logicallefty

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Redheads? I think people just like them for the novelty. They are rare... People like rare things. I have no preferences personally.
I always liked brunettes as a preference but in all honesty a good sold half of the women I have slept with are red heads. Then over half of the rest are blondes. And I sit here telling you guys this with no complaints.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrWood

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blondes...
I live in Scandinavia (I am 'merican by birth), and every time I return from a long trip... blondes...
as you get closer to home, airports, more blondes...
less FAT b1tches... fashion sense and style increasing...
smaller noses... tighter azzes.. ahhh Scandinavia

blondes... yes, mostly that.
 
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