"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hail Mary Text

bigneil

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There probably exists some girl who you went on 2 dates with and kissed but who suddenly stopped texting. Maybe you sent 2 or even 3 (harmless) texts since her last reply.

At this point you have nothing to lose but to take a shot in the dark.

My best all-purpose line for this is: "I'm starting to think you might not love me anymore...".

For some reason EVERY girl who I'd written off has responded to this with "LOL (something)" and always within one minute. In all 3 cases they had not replied to either of my previous 2 texts and 2 weeks had passed. Try this and let me know if it works, or share your best one-(last)-liner.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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HyperAnalyze

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Are hail mary's even worth it though??

What's the deal with the two strikes rules + Have you ever recovered from complete flakiness that you just described?
 

Big Nuts

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HyperAnalyze said:
Are hail mary's even worth it though??

What's the deal with the two strikes rules + Have you ever recovered from complete flakiness that you just described?

They are if you're knee deep in meat knuckle 24 hours later.:up:
 

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bigneil said:
For some reason EVERY girl who I'd written off has responded to this with "LOL (something)" and always within one minute.
Unless you f*cked or caught some head from the chick, it was a wasted effort. BTW, did this technique translate into lays?

bigneil said:
At this point you have nothing to lose....
I guess nothing...except your self-respect.

bigneil said:
My best all-purpose line for this is: "I'm starting to think you might not love me anymore..."For some reason EVERY girl who I'd written off has responded to this with "LOL (something)
They're laughing at how beta and gay the text is. I feel that this type of technique would work better in a conversation done in person because she can hear the sarcasm in your voice, but then again why are you contacting a chick you haven't heard from?

bigneil said:
There probably exists some girl who you went on 2 dates with and kissed but who suddenly stopped texting.
When a Hoe Leaves Your A$$, Don’t Try to Figure It Out.

“All women are fickle. Hoes are no different. Women function on 99.9% emotions. B*tches leave for the dumbest reasons or no reason at all. Least of all the reason you think it is. And I’ll tell you something else, if you know why the hoe left, you weren’t pimpin’. If a real pimp spots a problem he’s obligated to solve it. That’s why when a hoe leaves you’re not suppose to know why.”
-Rosebudd from Rosebudd The American Pimp by John D*ckson
 
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Yeah...I've had a few girls disappear on me but I'm not texting that to them. Matter of fact, I'm not contacting them at all in any way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't think it sounds desperate, it's pretty obvious that it's a joke.
Which is probably why it gets a response.

However, it is a legitimate question as to whether or not it's worth contacting someone who appears to be so low interest. I probably wouldn't do it, but I know for a fact there are guys who make the "persistance" thing work. I don't think this is a question of being right or wrong, it's just personal choice of style and what you want to do.
 
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