"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hahhaha, hilarious online dating story just happened

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Ok, I've been doing the online dating thing, been meeting a lot of women. Anyhow this one girl and I were planning to meet this afternoon, but I wasn't really feeling her and wasn't feeling well so I called her and told her I was sick and couldn't make it today. She actually took it well so I might even change my mind and see her. Anyways, now onto the funny part....

I get a call from her just a few minutes ago and before I have a chance to say anything she is going into her whole spiel...."i'm about to leave now, i'll be there in like 20 minutes, i'm wearing blah blah"...it was obvious she was going to meet someone else from online, haha! Cracked me up so I joke with her about it.

anyone ever have something like this happen to them?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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She looks pretty good in her pics....I still might meet her. The thing I don't like is she's way too ambitious and type a.
 
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Hahhaa, another hilarious story...I was just about to meet this petite 35 yr old asian chick blind from craigslist, talked to her for 16 mins on the phone and made plans to meet, but then she called back 1 minute later and her friend got in a car accident, hahahaha i thought you had no friends girl, that's what you said five minutes ago, ahhaha. :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by Inc. ©
Hahhaa, another hilarious story...I was just about to meet this petite 35 yr old asian chick blind from craigslist, talked to her for 16 mins on the phone and made plans to meet, but then she called back 1 minute later and her friend got in a car accident, hahahaha i thought you had no friends girl, that's what you said five minutes ago, ahhaha. :crackup:
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Man, you must be horrible on the phone :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by \O/
Man, you must be horrible on the phone :crackup:
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Maybe if I didn't go out with so many chicks from online dating I'd be self-conscious about it.
 
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