Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Hahhaa, funny CnF line
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Master Don Juan
So what if its not James Bondish? Its just humor. No one said that you had to be a complete slick ass to pull this kinda sh!t off.DonJuan11 said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
On one hand, I think it wasn't that bad of a C&F line, but it was a little immature/corny. Not really a bad line but there is much better. You yourself are 16, and lines like this are great for teenage years because they are kind of corny. However I also agree with the person who said its not that funny. If the OP is over 20-25 or so, then I would think that this would be a horrible line, because becasue at a certain point everybody's sense of humor matures.HandyAndy said:
I ASSUME the OP was probably young, and in that case, I think it was a pretty good use of C&F. Just depends on who you ask, the 16-25 y/o crowd is going to think this was a great line, and the 25-50 crowd isn't even going to get it, or they will think it is stupid.
