Hahahaha! I love breaking chops on Plenty of Fish!!

[Naughty Ninja]

That site has me ROLLING! I changed my profile and send them a question to answer by email...These dopey chicks can't restrain themselves from replying! LMAO. Profile below:

My "intro email":

Headline: Do me a favor will you love?

Body: Can you do me a quick favor? Please read my profile and let me know in your honest opinion where I’m going wrong. For the life of me I can't seem to figure it out. I always seem to get nasty replies.... I have a very short profile so it should only take 30 seconds of your time. Thanks . Ciao!

The email has them check out my profile...LMAO. See below:

Headline for profile: Plenty of Fish A-Hole of the month!

Body:

See my list below of qualifications you must fit to be worthy of me.


I'm looking for a woman who doesn't talk. Just LISTENS.


I'm the man. You're the woman. Remember that.


I talk. You listen. IF I let you talk...IF....Then be polite and put a lid on it when I interrupt.


If I decide you are worthy of my time and we meet up...and my eyes wander to greener pastures.....Oh well.


And NO I didn't read your "blah, blah, blah" on your profile, I was looking at your pics and deciding if you looked good in the nude. Deal with it!!

Thank you.

See? That was easy. =)


Just killing spare time on there breakin chops...Some of these chicks dig it. Other's try to pull the: "You're a PIG!" routine. Oink Oink! lmao.

 

[Robert28]

haha! that's f'ing awesome! the sad thing though is how many girls will read it and take it seriously without laughing. soo many hoes these days have NO sense of humor AT ALL. many i've met lately are just really uneducated and have terrible communication skills.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

haha! that's f'ing awesome! the sad thing though is how many girls will read it and take it seriously without laughing. soo many hoes these days have NO sense of humor AT ALL. many i've met lately are just really uneducated and have terrible communication skills.

I love fvckin with them on there!

I've gotten at least 8 angry replies...2 knew I was breaking chops..and I just changed the whole thing about two hours ago...So about ten replies already..

I love throwing what they "don't like" right back at them..Every other clown on there is trying to be Mr. Nice guy. Anyone who takes that site seriously and needs online "dating" as the end all be all needs their head examined. All those chicks have issues. If a chick knows I'm joking and keeps talking...fine...then at least I can semi-tell she "MAY" be somewhat normal. I've gotten called a "pig", "not all that", an A-hole, etc..Hilarious. I'm going to keep busting balls there till they toss me off. hahahaha!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I'm on a ROLL DJ's! I just got called a "dumb fcuk", another chick said I "seriously can't be that stupid", and another said "I reminded her of her ex-husband!"

I'm a full blown Plenty of Fish All-Star! High five!

 

[PrettyBoyAJ]

Get a day job. You got a little too much free time on your hands.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Get a day job. You got a little too much free time on your hands.

Considering I've barely posted here in a few months your statement doesn't apply. Thanks. Perhaps they'll move this thread to the DJ "tips" section?