so im at a bar with my brother and 2 girls walk by with strollers... i tap the dude next to me and say thats all you man and he starts yellin stuff to them then my bro comes out i go "dude check out that ass" next thing i kno he starts goin "hey girl wanna go half on another 1?" look on the girls face = pricless
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
hahaha funniest pick up line ive heard
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
Possible outside bar?