"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm went on a date with this chick right, and I thought she was totally boring. A little immature and unexperianced. She didn't put out even after I was making out with her and feeling her up. She was pulling away when I started to get more intimate.

BUT I JUST FOUND HER ON ADULTFRIENDFINDER.COM!!!! LMAO! :rockon:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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OK, thinking about this

This is really cracking me up. I work tonight but I should be able to get off. Check out her ad:

"College girl looking to have fun time. I love to try new things."

Now- I wrote her a message asking what new things she wants to try. Here's what she wrote back....

"hmm I dunno I would need some suggestions on that one. I'm willing to try almost anything..I guess it just kinda depends. What are you up to tonight? Would you want to rent a movie or something? I guess give me a call :eek:) Talk to you later."

This is ridiculously funny. I wonder what new things she wants to try? I'll try and use my imagination. I've never done anything freaky like Bondage & Discipline or miscellaneous fetishes.... probably the only unconventional thing is anal sex. Hmmm..... I'll just roll with it.
 

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dont ever lick out a girl without making her shave her pubes first.... its cleaner, smells better, and the idea of pube hairs in your teet and mouth... yuk..
 

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Lick a girl out? :crazy:
I'm too good with my hands to eat out a girl with pubes... :down:

We'll see tonight.

To say the truth though, I guess I really don't have deep fantasies. I just like sex in general. I don't need nurses or school girls, as long as they're fine- I'll beat it down.

Wish I could pull the camera in the closet trick, but I'm bringing everything over there. Chicks staying over in my pad doesn't sit well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes, it's 5:06AM. I ****ing skipped to my car.

Thanks again for motivation and comments to keep persuing this chick.

And yes, I licked the *****. *BONG!*
 
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