"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Haha their such b*tches

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At home working thru the hawks game, GO HAWKS.

Ex girlfriend texts me

her: what are you doin?
me: watching the game with my girl, GO HAWKS!
her: what girl?
her: what girl?
her: borrrriinnngg. Im sure she is having a great time.

they just have to be b*tches when you arent giving them the attention they want. And as soon as you do, they think "this guys a chump, I got him wrapped around my finger" and drop you. God their dumb, completely backwards. You give them what they want and they despise you, give an inch, they take a mile. Givem nothing but your d*ck and a pat on the ass and they worship the ground you walk on. Anyway HAWKS 2-2
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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go hawks. Down 2-1 coz of the damn PP. They need to stop giving up penalties
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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no goaaaal! Man u need to see a visual image of that last one. Puck bounced off the post and slid across the goal line b4 Niemi covered it up.
 
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Hawks were lucky to even make it to OT. Too bad the last goal was the result of a poor line change.

Still just 2 wins away. Hawks in 5.
 
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