haha i just say the funniest guy on "the 5th wheel"

[white_hype]

right as the show stars this guy puts his arm around the girl on the bus, and shes like wtf

so they get paired on the 1st "date" and he loses this game he made up and has to give her a massage and hes like:

him- "its sure is hard to give you a massage with your shirt on, let me untie it"
her-no
him- cmon
her-NO!
him *unties the BIKINI HAHAHAH
her- YOU F'in ACEHOLE WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
him- wtf is your problem? your HIGH MAINTENANCE
her- *flicks him off for like 10 straight seconds

LOL
im watching it as i type this
then that same chick is paired with the other guy
they sit down
her- you seem like a really cool guy, i think i could see myself going there with you

* this is 2 MINS INTO THEIR "date" AND HE DID NOTHING HAHAH

him-why?
her-what??
him-are you falling in love with me?
her-i dont know, maybe hee hee
him-i dont love you
her-HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
him-... just look at you.... *pause for 10 seonds
him- LOL im just kidding!

WTF IS GOING ON LMAO

 

[white_hype]

ok wtf is up with these people

the 5th whhell is this hot chick

she gets paired up with the jerk who took of the girls top off

they play pool
her- for every ball you sink, the other takes a piece of clothing off
him-uh, sounds good to me
*they get down to underwear quick


meanwhile the other dude is upstairs with both chicks
blah blah
him-im going to see whats up with the other chick
(this was 2 mins into their convo)

*he comes to the pool area
him-whats going on here?
*takes off his shirt without saying another word

WTF

girl who likes guy who just went to the pool table (g1) goes to get guy she likes
g1-come here
*grabs guy
g1-wtf ARE YOU DOING!
him-wtf you talking about
g1-i thought you said you liked me
him-im interestied...
*awkward silence
him- i love you
HAHAHHA

 

[bonjove]

Those T.V. dating shows have some rather crazy people on them at times. They casted them specifically for that purpose you know. It adds to the entertainment value...

 

[Starman]

I saw this too..the red headed dork was ****y/ugly(ala carrot top)..where the other guy was ****y/good looking

the 2nd guy didnt have to do anything, and the chick was already in love with him

The 2nd guy was also very c0cky and self assured, whereas the 1st guy(carrot top) was argumentative and trying to game women with just his crude ****iness and coming on very strong

my take is carrot top would have been in a worse position had he been an afc niceguy chump

 

[Derek Flint]

him-why?
her-what??
him-are you falling in love with me?
her-i dont know, maybe hee hee
him-i dont love you
her-HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
him-... just look at you.... *pause for 10 seonds
him- LOL im just kidding!


LOL! That was the longest 10 seconds in her life - the look on her face was priceless.

 

[white_hype]

haha

yea then the ending the dumb guy who had the girl in love with him goes

him- uh i can get laid anytime i want
*5 seond pause
him- i pick g1
*hot slut who was near naked is like WTF?!

dam that was F'ed up...

and now elimidate is on and its almost on the same lvl of fawking weirdness

one girl looks like a slut with huge tits (slut)
girl-uh what strip club do you work at again?
slut- I DONT KNOW WHY DONT YOU ASK YOUR DAD


ooooooooo snap! WTF Was THAT COMEBACK HAHA

then they play a game of HORSE SHOES (omg what a tool)
and 1st gets a kiss
g1 kisses him
g2-what about 2nd?
*g2 kisses him
slut-3rd times a charm
*slut rams her tongue down his throat... very weird moment
him-uh heather (g4)
*g4 kisses him

WTF IS THIS

 

[white_hype]

round 2 in elmidate
*btw 2 of the chicks have daughters, and the guy has a daughter as well..

scene-on a boat
g1-awww theres no boats for you to flash
slut-aw i know you cant flash anyone either
g1-sry i have more respect then that to flash
slut-is that why you have your skirt up so high to cover your stech marks? have you heard of vitamin E cream?
g1- im proud of m strech marks, they represent MY DAUGHTER

WTF

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Someone needs a life...

Just playing bro, I'm the biggest dating show ***** out there. I watch them all!! Its classic!! Although they're definitely not a good indicator of DJism working because byatches tend to do crazy things when they're on TV!!



PIMP

 

[86]

these shows can be the most entertaining, so-fvcking-hilarious-its-unreal entertainment on TV.

something about being on camera seems to bring out the inner-gold-digger, AFC, attention wh0re, PUA, etc in these people ten-fold.

you rarely see anyone half-way normal. freak-fest.

 

[K Street]

Originally posted by 86
you rarely see anyone half-way normal. freak-fest.

If I ever find out they're casting in Boston, I'm jumping at the chance to be on it for this specific reason.