"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Had Unprotected Sex, whats best way to prevent pregnancy

TurboLover

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^He speaks the truth.

It's like winning the lottery each month, and the prize is more unprotected sex.

:crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrS

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push her down some stairs!
 

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Tell her you'll meet her at your kung fu class. She can be your sparring partner and you're practising multiple stomach kicks ala Dane cook.

And I know English biology is better than that. If she's had her period she can't be pregnant you simpleton.
 

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i think its 40 something at a pharmacy like cvs at panned parenthood i think tis like 10-20. i forget i used to go to planned parenthood for the patch so not really sure.
 

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how effective is pullin out by the way. i was always paranoid so if it came to just that i go and buy ecp the next day. i know a friend that's been doin it for more than a year and he's good but still....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SmoothTalker

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I never understood this moronic pull out thing.

Why would you? Not only is it not an effective way to protect from either STDs or pregnancy, but in my opinion it ruins the best feeling part of sex.

Finishing buried in a tight ***** or mouth feels great.. finishing on her chest or stomach and you might as well be jerking off.

Just wear a condom and relax, or get her on the pill if you're steady.
 

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rushing dude 123 said:
I usually use a condom, but i didn't use it thise time, had sex about 2 hours ago with my girlfriend. Whats the best way to prevent pregnancy, would it just be a ecp (morning after pill), which someone told me was 75-95% effective, so does that mean she has a 25% chance of getting pregnant. So i am thinking this was pretty stupid.
Heres an idea...how about NOT having unprotected sex?
 
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