Had a date last night and......

[PeasantPlayer]

Long story short, had a date last night.....things went well. Ended up parking up with this chick and talking. We get to making out and she gets on top of me, and the craziest thing happened to me.....I started releasing!!!! I mean a lot....so bad I could smell my own semen while making out with her, I busted like 3 nuts I was so horny! I have been on no fap for almost 4 months and this was embarrassing, what should I do?

 

[Tiguere]

What a mess... 4 months of sperm build up will cause that.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

You're telling me. I literally smelt my own semen, had to cut the date off short....smh

 

[Masculinity]

Don't dwell on it. You generated enough attraction to have an attractive woman make a sexual advance on you. It's easy to focus on the negative aspects.

 

[randombrah1]

Dont care?

You are the only one making a big deal out of it.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Dude I thought that **** only happened in movies that's crazy.

She didn't know at least, right?

 

[In2theGame]

Damn that's bad lol

 

[LMFAO]

PeasantPlayer is the guy from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

 

[GS750]

Haha had that happen once. Granted I was about 17 but hey it's not that big of a deal.

 

[JohnChops]

lolololololololololololololol

 

[TheGambino]

Pull out yo big friend and shoveee it ma man, f8ck her right in the pussay in stead of kissing to daang mauch lmao funny though

 

[VikingKing]

Damn. well maybe no fap does help.

 

[Meisterman]

That's ridiculous. You must have been horny as f*ck.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

After 4 months I'm surprised you're not waking up in the morning with yogurt in your underpants.

LMFFFAAAAO!! - My vote for comment of the year bro!









PIMP

 

[PeasantPlayer]

Hahahahahaha, its cool guess I have to figure something out. I didn't want to be by her after it happened, made an excuse and told her we will hang out another day. Truth be told I don't want to see her again

 

[Bingo-Player]

wow never heard of this happening before

there must of been one hell of a lot of kino with her

 

[stephenbaldwin]

This was in a south park episode last night

 

[Huffman]

Damn. well maybe no fap does help.

Although it sounds like it didn't help at all!

 

[BetterCallSaul]

I don't entirely subscribe to the philosophy of no fap. Ok, if you want to blow a huge load on her, sure that can work. But just getting through life? I don't think it's such a great idea.

I think it would be more accurate to say 'stop fapping by watching porn'. Yes, stopping the porn consumption can be good and if you fap, do it the natural way by using your own mental imagery. Maybe it was some hot chick you spoke with yesterday and liked the shape of her a$$. Before the internet (yes, some of you younger guys there used to be a time when there was no internet) and also being a horny teen, I needed some outlet when not having a g/f.

I can distinctly remember back then that even the littlest things about some of the hot chicks in school would be enough to get me off....the way her butt looked in those jeans, maybe she bent over and I saw some cleavage, maybe I got close enough to one of them to put her butt up against me. Whatever it was, it worked just fine and I didn't need porn from magazines even.

 

[americangirl_234]

I don't entirely subscribe to the philosophy of no fap. Ok, if you want to blow a huge load on her, sure that can work. But just getting through life? I don't think it's such a great idea.

I think it would be more accurate to say 'stop fapping by watching porn'. Yes, stopping the porn consumption can be good and if you fap, do it the natural way by using your own mental imagery. Maybe it was some hot chick you spoke with yesterday and liked the shape of her a$$. Before the internet (yes, some of you younger guys there used to be a time when there was no internet) and also being a horny teen, I needed some outlet when not having a g/f.

I can distinctly remember back then that even the littlest things about some of the hot chicks in school would be enough to get me off....the way her butt looked in those jeans, maybe she bent over and I saw some cleavage, maybe I got close enough to one of them to put her butt up against me. Whatever it was, it worked just fine and I didn't need porn from magazines even.

...and I wish it was still like that. Many countries around the world (from China, Botswana, Sri Lanka and even liberal countries like Iceland ) have already banned this society poisoning tool that was created by liberals. I think it should also be banned in US and Europe. You are so lucky that you grew up in a generation without porn.