"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gynecologists

speakeasy

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I've only known one dude who ever said he wanted to become a gynecologist. And he was perverted as hell. I wonder if these guys really just enjoy looking inside vaginas all day? What makes a dude wake up one day and decide he wants to be a gynecologist?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2003/Gynos.jpg
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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search1ng

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they're doctors. what drives a doctor? money? self sacrifice? prestige?
 

PrettyBoyA

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im sure there are some perverted ones, but i tihnk just like doctors, seeing a vagina becomes strictly medical

don't forget, it's not like you'll be looking at hb10's all day, you also have to be sticking your fingers in fat obese hairy women who shower maybe once a week. i'm guessing you probably will see some pretty nasty stuff
 

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When I was a kid I found out that gynos make over $250K a year (this was back in the 90's) and I resolved to become one.

Fortunately I dind't follow through on my dream.

I can't imagine having to look at stinky, hairy, oozing vaginas all day long.

The first vag dripping green ooz would turn me off women forever.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speakeasy

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
The first vag dripping green ooz would turn me off women forever.
It wouldn't turn me off women, would just make me appreciate a nicely manicured, odorless, clean poon that much more.
 

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speakeasy said:
Teflon_Mcgee said:
The first vag dripping green ooz would turn me off women forever.
It wouldn't turn me off women, would just make me appreciate a nicely manicured, odorless, clean poon that much more.
I completely agree with you Speakeasy! :up:


After going through great hardships and seeing the dark side, one finds it a lot easier to appreciate the finer points in life :D
 

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better question is: what kind of a woman would want to be with a guy who spends his working day putting his fingers inside other women's vaginas.

Only possible scenario i see is a golddigger.


I'm sure none of you guys would want to marry a female urologist, imagine how many c0cks a day she touches, even if it is strictly professional...still feels weird.
 

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Anyone remember that episode of friends where Rachel was hitting on a gynecologist, and she asked him why he was single?

him- "Lets put it this way... What do you do for a living?"
her- "Im a waitress"
Him- "Well, do you ever have one of those days where you're like 'if I see one more cup of coffee today, I think Im gonna puke?'"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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