Gym Wolf

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

ArcBound

Master Don Juan

Nov 5, 2012

So everytime I go to the gym I carry a notebook around me to record and kep track of what I did that day, but recently I found this app called Gym Wolf

http://www.gymwolf.com/

which is an easy way to add exercises and workouts, and it has a lot of tools including graphing everything from your body weight to the average amount of weight you lifted for given time periods. I think its pretty useful as you can access the account via the app on your phone or their website. They have native apps Android, Windows Phone and Nokia phones(no iOs

). I'm using it instead of a paper workout journal and I like it a lot better, it might benefit some of you guys.

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.