Guys This Is What Women Really Want

[JonJack]

Chill with the woman hating man! Seems like a lot of guys still have intense anger and unresolved issues with women. Seems like women still get under their skins. I wonder if we should be listening to the advice given by these people.

 

[Golden Arms]

Interesting.

I don't go to beauty salons, I get my hair cut at an old school barber shop by a 65 year old heterosexual man. I don't ask women for advice on how to dress; I find that I am perfectly capable of selecting my own wardrobe and it's never been a slight bit complicated. I won't eat a girl out until she's gone down on me at least a few times. I can't dance worth sh!t and have never taken a dancing class. I am not super rich and don't think I am anything special in bed. I don't play any instruments. But all that still doesn't stop me from getting laid !

:moon:

 

[tmpgstx]

I think she does have some good advice .. though we all know alot of the time the guys she speaks that dress attractive, are intelligent, have good hygene, are successful etc... are passed up for those guys that dress like shyte, have poor hygene, are unsuccessful, and really dumb etc.

Why? Because there are alot of damaged goods out there!!

Finding someone on your level that IS NOT superficial is a challenge in deed - if you're all the things she described.

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

Cruzy, I apprectate your advice........

but if any guy on here follows here advice as a guaranteed ticket to puzzy, they are crazy. Sorry.

I hope guys on here breathe their teeth and wash their azz, those things are not **** you should have to learn from this website.

Cruzy says that if you are good in bed, you will get women.....as if a woman that you never met has this FVCK-O-METER in her head saying, He can fvck, he cant fvck. Cruzy I am not trying to be harsh, but the only truth and obvious truth to your thread was the fact that men should have good hygiene and not stank. That alone, does not mean you will get puzzy.

Because you can dance, does not mean **** either. I know a whole group of AFCs that go the club, and that all gather around a dance in a group on the dance floor, but none of them go out and pull a woman to the dance floor to dance with them.

Knowing how to dance is important, but it is not a guarantee.

Cruzy thanks for trying to enlighten some afcs, but I am sorry, the only truth to your thread was the hygiene part. Even if you are a don juan, if you stank as hell, NOBODY can stand to sit around that.....hell, even Jesus would get up and walk out the room.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by PVSSY-EATER
Cruzy, ... Even if you are a don juan....

Cruzy is a woman!!

This explains her warped perspective!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

Quote - DJDamage
No offence but you sort of grow out your welcome. You come here into a MEN'S SITE, and you declare " I know what women want! and I will tell you"! you claim you know the DJ principles and you ain't dissing??!! If I had a dime every time a woman breezed through this website claiming that she knows more sh1t then anybody else and that we should listen to your "perspective" because you are woman, I would be a rich man

i agree with you 100% DJDamage

she is an ATTENTION WH0RE and she came to the right place to have her ego fed

plenty of people here to give some attention to this TROLL

seebreeze you change your name since i posted all your ATTENTION WH0RE threads by links on the forum ?

you want the truth ? just read her first thread

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74754

i got respect for the few HONEST WOMEN that post on this forum

read crazy's post she is not an honest woman she is a MAD H0

the kind you should avoid as a DJ


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[KinkyMan]

Originally posted by Interpol
You guys clearly all suck. I don't know what else to say.

i second that





"crazy ho! crazy ho!" ~ dumbasses

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by KinkyMan
i second that --- "crazy ho! crazy ho!" ~ dumbasses

You foolish pvssies!!!

This girl said she was a hor and we acknowledge her hor status and you don't like it? Why not?

You fool - I hope you marry a hor - then you'll know what it feels like to be a pimp!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

Quote - cruzy
Met a guy online and was hoping to have 2nd FB. We met at a coffee shop and then went back to my place. The sex was awkward

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74754

she is the bottom of the wh0re food chain

meets some guy off the internet at a coffee shop

straight to her house for sex

come on you AFCs. if you gunna kiss a womans a$$ on this forum at least get one that is not a total wh0re bag.

USE YOUR BRAINS SHE IS NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS



Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

The day I do what some female magazine tells me to do is the day I give up hope in life and become a street bum!

dammit, they shouldn't even have the right to vote and now they have their own magazines putting down men?? What the [censored] is going on with this world for goodness sake??

 

[rgeere]

Actually, I think most of you are missing what she is saying because she is speaking from a woman's perspective. It might appear jacked up to a man who is bitter and doesn't understand women, but from a females perspective what she said was true.

A man should respect himself, be a good lover, and not disregard a woman's sexual needs [don't jab it in and expect it to be that]. I din't think she ment to imply that a woman shouldn't be giving men *******s or not going down on them, she was implying that you should not dehumanize a woman for the sake of sex and at the same time disregard the woman as a complete person, and that means satisfying her a little. I can't say I disagree with this, as long as a woman is willing to go down on me atleast or willing to do the same to me.

 

[penguin]

Originally posted by cruzy
Don't be lazy in bed, you'll lose a woman fast. Make sure you eat plenty of pvssy. Woman have guys offering sex on a platter so if you don't show enthusiasm and a willingness to pay attention to her physical and verbal cues, you will be cast aside as an AFC. Get her off before you think about your own pleasure. You'll be rewarded and if not, diss the selfish b1tch.

You hear that guys? If i eat ***** I may be rewarded! Perhaps I will receive some kind of doggy treat too? The only thing I care about is a woman's pleasure. Yes, that's right. Who cares about me? I must show willingness and desperation to serve her!


....come off it. Women are not goddesses, they're males with different appearances and an emotional mind.

Funnily enough, this implies if you don't "serve" the woman as stated, you will be "cast aside as an AFC". Well, that's me sold. Better start worshipping so I don't look like an AFC.

This is just a case of a woman saying one thing and wanting another. Move along, nothing to see here.

 

[rgeere]

Penguine, that statement is true ... it is not about worshipping women or earning anything from them, it is about being a good sexual partner. It is only logical to think that if you give a woman good sex, she will want more of it from you.

Ajnd by the way, she is implying in ******** that you should not disregard a womans sexual drive, they work diffrently than men. Men have this bad habit of wanting to just stick things in and not giving a woman a lot of foreplay.

If you want to keep a woman for sex, you need to know how their body works. She is telling the truth to you.

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

bottom line as the professional wrestler says is this,

Just like a man cant teach a girl how to be a woman, a woman cant teach a boy how to be a man.

Cruzy, I thank you for stopping by.......but no more posts okay.

 

[penguin]

Oh I agree that it's important to listen to sexual needs and whatnot. Both sexes need to do that stuff.... but there's a line that can be crossed, and I think that particular point went over it. Being "rewarded" for our effort, or else being discarded? Come on, that isn't sexual advice, that's advising us to "serve".

I know sexual needs are important, i agree with that general point, but that does not mean, in any circumstances, that i am around to "serve" a woman in hopes for a "reward". I'm no dog. Doing those particular things will only surrender your power and make a woman not want you anyway. (she may keep a guy around simply because of convenience, but I have more self-respect than that)

 

[MindOverMatter]

Come on, that isn't sexual advice, that's advising us to "serve".

Yep

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Originally posted by rgeere
Penguine, that statement is true ... it is not about worshipping women or earning anything from them, it is about being a good sexual partner. It is only logical to think that if you give a woman good sex, she will want more of it from you.

Ajnd by the way, she is implying in ******** that you should not disregard a womans sexual drive, they work diffrently than men. Men have this bad habit of wanting to just stick things in and not giving a woman a lot of foreplay.

If you want to keep a woman for sex, you need to know how their body works. She is telling the truth to you.

Are you a man? Are you so seriously blinded that you can't see that Cruzy's statement has feminism written ALL OVER IT?

I'm "sexually liberated"! "Respect me!" "Worship me!" "I can just go have sex with 100 other men if you don't bow down!" (she'll do it anyways).

These types of females are wh0res, not women.

This is what the new world order is that you'll see mentioned in anti-feminist articles. This new world order is run by wh0res who enslave men through sex and use this as a grappling hook.

I'm a little worried about you not realizing this with well over 1000 posts.


Cruzy, in the words of an ex-wrestler,

You can take that feminist talk, polish it up really nicely, then turn it sideways and stick it straight up your a$$.

 

[squirrels]

WTF?!

This isn't BAD advice, guys.

Taking pride in your appearance, being good in bed, being clean and fit...you think these are BAD ideas? LOL

Again, not the end-all be-all, but it IS an important piece of the puzzle. If you are out of shape, hairy, stink, wear some raggedy-ass clothes, can't dance, can't f0ck...then I don't care HOW "c0cky-funny" you are and how much you "play the prize", it's not going to net you women.

It's amazing how some people want to believe that there is ONE key to hooking up with women and all the other ideas out there make you WORSE off with the ladies.

Stop looking for "what works" and instead take some pride in yourself and what you're capable of.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by TillTheEndOfTime
Are you a man? Are you so seriously blinded that you can't see that Cruzy's statement has feminism written ALL OVER IT?

I'm "sexually liberated"! "Respect me!" "Worship me!" "I can just go have sex with 100 other men if you don't bow down!" (she'll do it anyways).

These types of females are wh0res, not women.

You'll be rewarded and if not, diss the selfish b1tch.

I don't see anything feministic about this statement ... If anything, she was saying that you should ditch a woman that does not manage to fulfill your needs. It appears to me that you guys are overreacting to a matter of terminology that has nothing to do with the context.

What I see her implying is an issue of self respect, you respect yourself and you respect others. You don't just jab your penis into a woman's vagina, you warm her up to it. I don't see how you can get any less logical than that.

Yeah, I agree she is a *****; but, she does make many points I think most of you are downcasting because of your own horrible experiences with women.

And by the way, I have never been used by a woman in my life. I've ran into *****s before, and I have experiences dealing with them. Just live, learn, and quit whinning.

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

oh god squirrels, not you two. Okay let me break down why her advice is crap.

Originally posted by cruzy
A woman judges a man's manliness by how many orgasms he can give her and his status.

Do men walk around with a number over the heads indicating how many orgasms women have had with him? Dear god this is stupid. Did I really have to point this out?

By the way, WH0RES judge a man based on orgasms, not women.

Originally posted by cruzy
The most important thing is not your attitude but how you look and what you can do with your body. Go to the gym and bulk up. Attend yoga and dance classes to improve your control of your body. Being a good dancer opens tons of doors. Play sports and play an instrument so you can master your dexterity. And jeez, relax your lips when you kiss, I can't tell you how annoying it is to kiss most men.

Okay, so rearrange your whole life (go to the gym, go to yoga, go to dance, play sports, play an instrument) just to get better at pleasing women. Just so you are WORTHY of a woman!

I guess the kissing advice was alright. I'll give her that.

Originally posted by cruzy
When you are with a woman, shower beforehand and shave or trim your private parts. Make sure you brush your teeth. Maybe you're like, duh, but you'd be surprised at how many bushes and bad breath I've encountered. Bush&bad breath=AFC.

Okay so shower and brush your teeth....................................

EARTH SHATTERING advice!

Her idea of AFC is interesting......AND WRONG. What bible was she reading?

Originally posted by cruzy
Get clothing advice from a woman, not a man. Woman are pros in knowing what looks good on a man. Don't go to supercuts to get your hair done. Go to a beauty salon...

I.e, you men are stupid and have no style. Us women are smarter than you and know what's best.

Go pay 10 times as much money to get a hair cut!

Originally posted by cruzy
Don't be lazy in bed, you'll lose a woman fast. Make sure you eat plenty of pvssy. Woman have guys offering sex on a platter so if you don't show enthusiasm and a willingness to pay attention to her physical and verbal cues, you will be cast aside as an AFC. Get her off before you think about your own pleasure. You'll be rewarded and if not, diss the selfish b1tch....

Ok I think I got it know. Shower, brush your teeth, say your prayers, eat pvssy.

Here she's basically saying to be a slave for sex and hope you get rewarded with a doggie treat as someone else said.

Originally posted by cruzy
I understand your DJ principles....

No she doesn't.

Originally posted by cruzy
So, the moral of this story is use the DJ skills to get in the door and get some experience. Watch porn, instructional videos, etc so that you become a better and more interesting lover. Work on your physique and dancing skills, maintain good hygeine, wear attractive clothing, and have a cool haircut. Once you do that, you don't need to think about whether or not you should call and what tactic you should play. Girls wouldn't be blowing you off.

Go to a salon, join yoga, join dance, watch porn, watch some instructional videos, shower, brush your teeth, say your prayers, eat *****.

Even if this does help you.....how are girls going to see this in the first place? Are you going to walk up to every girl you see and be like "Hey baby, I watch porn, instructional videos, go to dance class AND yoga! I eat plenty of vegetables and pvssy as well."

This advice is only helpful for a poor boy who is involved with a wh0re who is dominating him.


I'm disappointed it had to come to breaking this down to some of the more senior DJ's with 2000-3000 posts.


PS: That regeer, that bit she said about "ditch the selfish b1tch" if she doesn't return the favor is just so she can save face and not look totally biased.